Comments on: Jayden is One Year Old! http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/ Online newsletter for the citizens of Sagunto, Sison, Pangasinan, Philippines Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:23:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Loejan http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-14004 Loejan Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:29:57 +0000 http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-14004 Hello Mng. Ed and Mng Lyn. I've read ur condolences. thank you. U got a nice and very cute apo. Hello Mng. Ed and Mng Lyn. I’ve read ur condolences. thank you. U got a nice and very cute apo.

]]> By: emz http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13994 emz Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000 http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13994 time for a morning laugh! a lady friend is circulating this to singles to test their parental radiness. so funny. just read. jayden is soooo cute that it brings all cute memories of my kids' babyhood, now 6 and 9 years old. ready to laugh now? read on: Today's CleanLaugh - "How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood" MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs. (If LEGOs are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night). GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff it into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside. FEEDING TEST: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill it halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Get the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor. NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing them until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful. PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 mo. Now remove 10% of the beans. PHYSICAL TEST (MEN): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time. FINAL ASSIGNMENT: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their child's discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and table manners. Suggest many things they can improve as well. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you'll have all the answers. He leads me beside the still waters, He restores my soul. ------------------ Okay, how many of you there young moms and dads have just passed this stage? you deserve an award! singles , don't be discouraged...it's fun to raise kids! time for a morning laugh! a lady friend is circulating this to singles to test their parental radiness. so funny. just read.
jayden is soooo cute that it brings all cute memories of my kids’ babyhood, now 6 and 9 years old. ready to laugh now? read on:
Today’s CleanLaugh - “How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood”
MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs. (If LEGOs are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).

GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff it into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill it halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Get the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing them until 4:00 AM. Set
alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.

PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 mo. Now remove 10% of the beans.

PHYSICAL TEST (MEN): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

FINAL ASSIGNMENT: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their child’s discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and table manners. Suggest many things they can
improve as well. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you’ll have all the answers.
He leads me beside the still waters, He restores my soul.
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Okay, how many of you there young moms and dads have just passed this stage? you deserve an award!
singles , don’t be discouraged…it’s fun to raise kids!

]]> By: ed and lynne http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13692 ed and lynne Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:16:34 +0000 http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13692 hi emz, sorry jayden not going home this dec. kung may pera we might all go home this coming march instead. just the same when ever we go home and you're around sure he will give you a big kiss and a hug. regards hi emz, sorry jayden not going home this dec. kung may pera we might all go home this coming march instead. just the same when ever we go home and you’re around sure he will give you a big kiss and a hug. regards

]]> By: emz http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13690 emz Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:08:48 +0000 http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13690 Is Jayden going home to Phil. in December? Come on, take him home...me first to cuddle okay? His parents and grandparents are so lucky! Is Jayden going home to Phil. in December? Come on, take him home…me first to cuddle okay? His parents and grandparents are so lucky!

]]> By: evz http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13585 evz Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:21:20 +0000 http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13585 Ay na nga agpayso kasla kaano lang nga naipost tayo di engnga ni Jayden tattan ket magna gayamen makaited ragsak ken pangikkat bannog ti PAmilya nan. ALa a thanks for sharing photos. this kid is a part of SS now no nagmakatawen ti SS sumaruno metten ni JAyden. Ay na nga agpayso kasla kaano lang nga naipost tayo di engnga ni Jayden tattan ket magna gayamen makaited ragsak ken pangikkat bannog ti PAmilya nan. ALa a thanks for sharing photos. this kid is a part of SS now no nagmakatawen ti SS sumaruno metten ni JAyden.

]]> By: ed and lynne http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13566 ed and lynne Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:39:00 +0000 http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13566 thank you for publishing Jaydens birthday. Jayden now is walking and he loves dancing.Babot i'm sure you will see jayden again, big hugs to you too. regards to all. thank you for publishing Jaydens birthday. Jayden now is walking and he loves dancing.Babot i’m sure you will see jayden again, big hugs to you too. regards to all.

]]> By: Babot http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13561 Babot Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:36:21 +0000 http://saguntostar.com/2008/06/26/jayden-is-one-year-old/#comment-13561 Happy Birthday, dear Jayden! You're growing up so fast! Look at all the teeth that've grown in since I last held you in London! Kiss, kiss, hugs, hugs! I hope to see you again (hopefully before you become a teenager :-) ). Happy Birthday, dear Jayden! You’re growing up so fast! Look at all the teeth that’ve grown in since I last held you in London! Kiss, kiss, hugs, hugs! I hope to see you again (hopefully before you become a teenager :-) ).

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